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An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles with an emphasis on food, including What's the new drink for frogs? Croak-a-Cola!
Garfield's back in this brand-new compilation comic strip book—truly a must-have for fans! What’s the menu du jour? Food, fun . . . and lots of it! Whether it’s a mouse bathing in coffee, or a zombie bingeing on brains, laughter is the order of the day. Garfield fans will get a full serving of smiles, with a side dish of silliness, in this brand-new collection of crazy comics!
The New York Times bestseller--never shy, frequently crude and always funny, Jenny McCarthy gives the lowdown on pregnancy in the grittiest girlfriend detail Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can really expect when you're expecting! From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, granny panties, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born!
The collection features a mouthwatering mix of over 150 ribtickling jokes, each illustrated with a funny line drawing. Belly Laughs is a great gift for anyone with a hunger for humour!
Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”
This book will make you laugh and laugh, over and over, again and again. Comments made by persons about the books are "Hilarious, Wicked, Guaranteed laughter and Fresh New Jokes". Reading this book will help you to relax and release any stress that you might feel. Children as well as adults will appreciate the jokes since there is no vulgar and obscene language. In the latter part of the book jokes are used with Word Puzzles, Crosswords, Jumbled Words and other activities to make it appealing to children and adults alike. You will find the books qiute interesting. The book makes an ideal birthday gift or indeed any other gift. It encourages children who dislike reading to read. As they laugh, comprehend and interpret the jokes they will see that reading exciting material can be fun. You are guaranteed satisfaction.
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! What do you call a cat that eats beans? Puss n’ Toots. Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with three hundred hilarious fart jokes for kids and is complemented by witty line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a Fart! button for added entertainment!
"Inside you'll find more than 1,000 of the most hilarious jokes, riddles, and cartoon ever created--all specially curated by the editors of Highlights. This fully illustrated collection of fun guaranteed to cause a serious laugh attack--again and again!"--
In Golf Jokes, Josh Shifrin has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Shifrin takes you from the fairway to the green and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: Why do true golfers always avoid pie whenever possible? Because they are worried that they might get a slice. Why are golf balls similar to eggs? Because they’re white, normally sold by the dozen, and every week you need to buy more of them. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? Fore! What gives most golfers nightmares? The Bogeyman. Where can you find a golfer on most Saturday nights? Out clubbing, of course. Golf is very similar to paying your taxes. You strive for the green but eventually come out in the hole. And many more! The perfect gift for golf gurus everywhere!
This book is composed of skits and puppet shows which use humor to teach the message of Christ. These skits and puppet shows are great for all ages and are sure to leave the audience laughing while teaching important topics such as soul-winning techniques, tithing, sin, rapture, plan of salvation, lying, prayer, anger, and faith. This is an updated version of the first in a series by Karen Jones. Section Titles are Pew Grannies, Bring in the Clowns, Holy Hillbillies, and Bible Action News.
A pun book that will certainly inspire belly laughs Full of corny jokes and clean jokes for kids A Sky Pony Press book Test your wits and your patience with this collection of unbelievably hilarious riddles. This clean joke book for adults and kids is full of delightful fun! Designed to meet the needs of millions of children constantly hungry for joke books, and for parents who look for pun jokes and riddle books for kids, this collection has 350 hilarious puns and riddles for kids. It is complemented by clever and witty line drawings made by the talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Belly Laugh Riddles and Puns for Kids is ideal for long car rides and rainy days with kids ages five and up. This delightful book will certainly bring laughter and fun into your home! Remember to press the “Duh!” button on the front cover for extra laughs!
Novelty Dancer Notebook This is a high-quality small diary journal to use for your affirmations, creating lists, creative writing, scheduling, organizing, meetings, recordings your thoughts, and any ideas you would like to record for your notes. Details Dimensions: 6 x 9 120 pages of Blank-Lined White Pages High-Quality Paper Soft Matte Cover
Everyone loves humour and having a good laugh. Just open this book whenever you feel a pick-me-up is needed or simply want a good laugh. The jokes are slanted towards open-minded adults and are not suitable for children. There are nineteen chapters in this book - each one discusses a humourous segment of society. Belly Laughs for All! Is an absolute must for anyone who wants to lighten up and have some fun. If you enjoy this book, please be sure to look at Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 as well.